Ming, This One Is For You

November 14th, 2008 omo Posted in Gadgets | No Comments »

From Gizmodo:

Let’s paint the picture of why this invention is so monumental. You’re sitting there, on the boat, preparing to fillet some freshly caught trout. Even though your generic knife is just resting on a table unprovoked, it flips into your eye where it gouges away like a spoon on a grape. The sensation hurts, but you retain 30% vision in that eye after minor surgery.

Now let’s paint the same picture with the Ginsu.

You’re sitting there, on the boat, preparing to fillet some freshly caught trout. Even though your 12V, Ginsu Outdoor Electric Fillet Knife is just resting on a table unprovoked, it flips into your eye where, powered by fearsome wattage and a blade that can even cut the old Ginsu that cut the older Ginsu, it will slice directly into your cerebral cortex before slicing down your body and falling to the boat floor where it cuts a hole in the very fabric of time and space itself.

I wonder how much this costs.